You’ve heard of Greenwich Mean Time, Daylight Savings Time and Whatever time people in Queensland operate under. Sunday I discovered a lost timezone … ‘L Timezone’. It centres around a particular watch.
This is such a powerful timezone that any slight variation in timepieces around said watch can cause frowning to commence. I mentioned that I used to have various clocks around my family home set to different times to ensure we always left the house on time if not seven minutes early. It used to be referred to as the ‘fudge-factor’.
The look I got upon revealing my secret could have frozen the Sahara. It was then I was inducted into the ‘L’ timezone. Now my own watch is permanently set to L time, which causes no end of confusion when I look at other time pieces but I’m too scared to argue … a sure sign that our relationship is going very well.
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