RXA

… when your five year old son asks “Are going to make love to your new girlfriend?”

Any help on this matter would be greatly appreciated.

I think he watches too much TV and that his two girlfriends at kinder better watch out.

“Dad … that wasn’t sartastic … that was rude!” – Matthew

“Now they want fricken religion!” – David

Uttered whilst playing “Caesar IV” a historic city building game.

“They don’t put any bad news in the Sunday paper” – Mike

I’m sitting in my bedroom/computer room listening to Matthew in the bath. I’ve got a big smile on because in a real bad Scottish/English accent there is a five year old saying (spelt to emphasizes the accent)

“Get oot of the wey!”

He is a hand full at times and my hat goes off to his Mother who has him full-time … but my God he is funny sometimes.