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“I never cheat, I just tell Daddy to cheat.” – Matthew (5)

“Are you extracting the Michael?”

Made all the better as it was delivered by a gorgeous English accent.

For those who are confused … it’s a play on “Are you taking the Mickey?” which is the English version of our “Are you taking the piss out of me?”

J: “I want a laptop”

M: “I told you we can’t afford it”

J: “I know, I just I like whinging … get over it!”

“It’s not a real photo walk until someone’s taken a photo of me flat on my stomach” – Me.

“Which part of (take the) Monash f@#ing Freeway don’t you understand?”

Me to Ben’s GPS unit.